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Chewing babies

Yesterday was a pop quiz day. Quick - how do you explain where a baby grows to a just-3-year-old? I apparently did not do a very good job. I told Roman I was calling Nicole to see if her baby was coming yet. Here is a general outline of our conversation:

"Where is the baby coming from?"
"They have to go to the hospital, honey. It's in Nicole's tummy." (danger! danger!)
"I was in your tummy?"
"No, sweetie, we went to a baby home to get you. Some people have babies from their tummy, and some people go to baby homes. We chose to get you from a baby home in Russia!"
"And then you chewed me?"
"What?!"
"Chew me... eat me."
"To get you into my tummy?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh, sweetie, no...."

And then I was lost. I never expected it to become a "birthmom-baby home-adoption" discussion, although I should have known better. So it's time to go through his Russia book again and have a better explanation. Luckily, Roman's attention span is short-lived so while I struggled to explain, he started talking about trains again.

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